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[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

So, as Cypher made clear, the main draw of the matrix was that he didn't have to spend his entire life being miserable, with shit to eat, and nothing enjoyable to do. Soo... What about the constructs? If they could simulate people and sensory input with enough fidelity to "learn kungfu", couldn't they simulate the experience of a juicy steak? Why, when they weren't actually spending their time outside the matrix doing much other than sitting in a spaceship, wouldn't they just spend 6 hours a day in the construct (again, not the matrix, their own simulated construct)? Wouldn't that have given them all much more practice with breaking the construct of the matrix, and also let them have the nice stuff that the matrix offered, and also knowing that they were the masters of their own destinies? It seems like Morpheus was just a shitty manager, and Cypher was unfulfilled in his job.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago

It's an excellent point, but that would only work for those awoken. The "genuine children of zion" have no ports.

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cypher explicitly states he doesn't want to remember ANYTHING.

Going into a construct doesn't remove your memories, so he KNOWS it's all fake, which means it doesn't carry any weight or meaning to it all.

Having his memory wiped is the only way.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

A great point, but I wonder if it would have reached that point if cypher had been given relaxation time and good experiences in the construct from the start.

Work life balance 🤣

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Personally, I wouldn't give AF if it was "fake". Fake is perspective.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago

reading the news God, I wish it were fake. It would be so much more comforting.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm an anarcho-antirealist. I believe reality is a perceptual construct, and I practice mental techniques to change My beliefs and perceptions in order to reconstruct My perceptual unreality into something more fair and just.

I still like a nice yummy meal. No steaks though, I'm vegan.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Here's a question: if you know the steak isn't real, having copied only your memory of it from the matrix, but you know that the original had to have been based on the experience of killing a real animal, is the nonexistent steak vegan? What if all cows are already extinct, like in the world of the Matrix?

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

If it was completely fake, then yeah I guess it would be vegan. But that doesn't mean a vegan would still want a fake "real" steak. Not all vegans want that taste and also in this hypothetical may also not want to be reminded of the shit that had to go down for real steaks.

Also vegan and I use arch, btw.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

yah, my wife got some artisanal tempeh bacon on a vegan blt at a craft brewery and it made her too uncomfortable to eat it, and she's not even a vegan, just likes pigs a lot.

NixOS here.

Thanks. Good point!

I'm just a peon on mint.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's actually not a hypothetical. Dragon's Dogma 2 has incredibly realistic cooking because the artists studied the way meat cooks in excruciating depth. That's why I won't buy Dragon's Dogma 2. I don't want to support that.

If the Machines say that the killing was a one-off and I have no reason to think that cows will be killed in the future, I'll have a virtual steak.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A very well-reasoned answer, thank you!

Mouse figured that out but Switch was a wet blanket.