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Your bee guide for the summer (lemmy.ml)

submitted 14 hours ago by cm0002@lemdro.id to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 20 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

actually the wasp eats pests. but it's also very ignorant when it senses food. so yeah, i get the resentment

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 8 hours ago

So ignant!

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 16 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

So do bats. I propose we trade all of the wasps for some quantity of bats.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Bats are straight UP homies. Them and dragonflies. Did you know dragon flies are mid air hunters with a 100% success kill rate? I think Sir Savid Attenborough said about their predatory prowess, and I quote, "like hunting kites with a motherfucking Apache attack helicopter, yo"

[–] gaiussabinus@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

You want hemoragic fevers? That's how you get hemoragic fevers.

[–] gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Now you’re speaking my language.