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Hi, it’s partly my fault. You’re welcome. Boss said use more AI. Boss’s mistake was asking someone who would actually take him seriously, unlike all the koolaid chugs out there. Made a docker runtime harness that hooks up to Snowflake Cortex Code SDK for inference. Supports defining repeatable LLM tasks, scheduling them, lightly orchestrating them, network controls, saving results, ... It’s got support for custom skills, commands, chain prompting, sessions, … So now I can use Docker to schedule LLM jobs like motherfucking database pipelines. It can mediocrely do shit like research, planning, evaluations, … all defined through YAML configuration files.

Basically, I introduced scalability to the stack. Sweet malicious compliance. We’ll see what happens next, when everyone is actually empowered to use AI like the execs want. My prediction is an about-face.

Edit: sometimes the best way to win a fight is to show the referee that the rules don’t make any fucking sense. Sometimes the referee doesn’t speak English, though, so you have to show them via USD speak. Sometimes they have a hard time hearing too, so you have to let them taste the poison a little. Sometimes they get drunk off that little bit, so you then gotta throw them in the fucking pool and tell them to start swimming.