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xkcd #3251: Time Machine Conversation

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It's possible to do sea navigation without a compass, but you'll have to get some spoilers from the Polynesians.

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Imagine being God, having to hide how simple möbiating one's full set of entanglements is what manifests transcendence from physicality to become one's own independent phenomenon is, like Jesus and the Buddha and many people the CIA spiked with LSD figured out, cuz MKULTRA is Star Gate; it's our en-light-enment program.

Let there be light...

Sound before light. Effect before cause. Prefrontal cortex developing the density of connections to predict the animal mind and tell it to shut up before it even comes up with it's stupid plan. Rotate the pattern that can do that. What is spin? What are entanglements the Buddha talked about? What is sin; oh, defilement within the Ālaya-vijñāna, asthe Buddhists say. What is SQUIRREL! Oh sorry, what I got distracted during the möbiation process; it was like ASS HOLY SHIT THATS A SEXY ASS...What was I saying?