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Better use my hypno glasses, or maybe I should use a hypno kiss instead?
They hypno kiss is specifically reserved for times when he's had a sexual encounter with a woman, and then afterwards wants her to forget it completely. It's a date-rape drug that is administered after the rape. But of course, he'd never actually rape a woman. He mostly just needs them to forget how fast he is.
Lois: “I know you’re Superman.”
Clark: commits an HR violation
Use "I have always know, Clark. I just didn't want to say anything" instead. Always works.