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[โ€“] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think all of my umbrellas can fit two if a couple, and three if everyone is okay with rubbing torsos.

[โ€“] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Mine cant. Even with this latest safety distance-nonsense of just 2 meters.