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When your a bard, every hole looks peggable (lemmy.world)

submitted 12 hours ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 27 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Please stop acting like bards are the horny class. This is D&D. They're all horny classes. Might I suggest a draconic sorcerer with daddy issues?

[–] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Just cause they have the charisma to actually get laid doesn't mean they are any hornier than the rest of you.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

I'd go even further! Bards are a support class. Their abilities power up their allies more than the bard themself. If we extend that to courtship, then surely a bard is a wingman, using their charisma to help their buddies get laid. The classic Cyrano de Bergerac archetype.

...I wanna play that now.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 5 points 11 hours ago

I'm yet to either play or GM any TTRPG that doesn't turn into a hot mess (usually in the best sense of the word) the moment the players are in-between major story arcs and are given a bit more freedom than usual.

Also an interestingly high level of overlap with the poly community.