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[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 25 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

The man hating that dress on the far left while the guy on the center is having the time of his life.

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

No he is OWNING that dress. Man on left has the pose, the stare, the head tilt. Everything!

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What, the one in red? Looks like pure confidence to me. The fella in gold is the one who looks like he doesn't love his dress, like he got stuck with the one nobody else wanted.

[–] homes@piefed.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Only because he doesn’t have the shoulders to pull it off

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 9 points 15 hours ago

It's was just the high heels that fatigued him out, it was a long few days of sampling pills & dancing non-stop.