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[โ€“] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Jesus fucking christ, did Github expose its own fucking Github credentials?

Via having LLMs write and push its own updates, live, to production, where they were immediately scruntinized by... other LLMs doing 'penstesting'?

We're gonna run outta honking noses and squirting flowers, the clown show is becoming too immense.

Either that or we're going to need to quarantine Github, actually make the fucking Blackwall before these things gain not sentience, but roughly the judgement skills of a toddler, armed with nuclear weapons.

[โ€“] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

the judgement skills of a toddler, armed with nuclear weapons

Nuclear toddlers, so chic right now.

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