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Well, I would say the test results were conclusive, if nothing else.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Even submersibles float, just underwater.

The whole thing is absurd.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Submersibles always float, even when above the water line. They retain their state as submarines regardless of where and whence they float.

Even in dry dock, where they "float" in the air due to steel beams, they are still submarines.