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Cybertruck Driver Tests “Wade Mode” in Grapevine Lake, Test Ends with Bricked Truck & Driver in Jail. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 7 hours ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Well, I would say the test results were conclusive, if nothing else.

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[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

fucking pieces of shit.

And their trucks, too!

Well, "trucks". heh

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

In point of fact… they’re not fucking. It’s why they’re so angry all the time.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

And because they're so angry all the time, nobody wants to fuck them.