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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

I'm a dude. I was in the Bahamas on a trip and there was a girl in our group who was a drop-dead gorgeous black woman. The Bahamian men were going ape over her. She and I were walking along the beach, and men kept coming up, asking if I was her boyfriend, and when I said no they'd start proposing marriage and shit.

She informed me my job the rest of the day was to say "Yes" if a random dude asked if we were dating/married/etc.