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Y'all need to name your vacuum. Uncharles does a great job at my house.
Marvin is doing his job.
Mine is Pazuzu, he wards off Lamashtu with his fell winds (also he is evil, because he is a robot)
Yours also has a theme song to play during operation.
I named mine Nemo because he's always finding things. Like socks.
Uncharles? Was Decarl taken by your humidifier?
Who is Decarl? Uncharles is a character from an Adrian Tchaikovsky book. He's a butler robot who kills his master and denies his own sentience. Super charmer.
Aptly named