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submitted 3 days ago by sanitation@lemmy.radio to c/me_irl@lemmy.world

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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Like what we gon eat after, nahmsayin?

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You ate her ass, but won't eat a steak that's been on a freshly washed floor?

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Arse warm right now

Steak cold by the time I'm finished

Simples

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

puts steak between her ass cheeks to keep it warm

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

The premise is wrong. Her ass will be washed, but that floor sure ain't. 🫣 (Two kids.)

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

You cooking and washing the floor at the same time? Just grab a raw egg yolk and pass it mouth to mouth as you head to the bedroom.