this post was submitted on 14 May 2026
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[โ€“] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 49 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

For all who don't know, Tikkie is/was the Dutch equivalent of Venmo/PayPal.

Also this is one of the few rare real green texts. The correct reply in this case is just to send them an overinflated tikkie back. For example 5 euro for the ride since hey, your car depreciates during the ride! Seriously... 50 cents for a cup of coffee, even in this economy.

[โ€“] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago

I'm sending a tikkie for 30 euros for making me look at your wife, it wasn't pleasant.