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I buy hashbrowns from the store for like 78 cents a piece in a pack of 12. I like a McDonald's breakfast with a sausage egg n cheese McHeartattack. It's a guilty pleasure, like running kids over at the playground. I only do it once or twice a month, like all my vices.
The kids I understand. But final judgement depends on an important question:
McMuffin, McGriddle, or Biscuit?
I just eat things, man. I dunno. Sometimes the kids. You can eat roadkill in this state. I think. I do at least.