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Ahahahah, retirement?!?
That ship has sailed, hit an iceberg, annoyed a gang of killer whales, suffered a meteor impact and sunk into a nuclear testing site. It caught fire shortly after.
I'm saving for it, but deep down I know they'll find me dead in my office at 90, and give me a disciplinary for the unmarked papers.
So they can dock your last check