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[–] fonix232@fedia.io 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Harvest it. Turn it into canned peaches. Finish the harvest. Export it to places where peaches aren't that common. ???. Profit.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The cannery closed. That's why this is happening.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Uh huh, and that had nothing to do with capitalism or profits, right?

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Well, in this case those profits might be modeling a real world situation. If Del Monte was pushing canned Peaches more than people needed/wanted, then changing the farms from one crop to another isn't necessarily a horrible thing.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

🎵 Peaches come from a can

🎵 They were put there by a man

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Peaches came from a can

They were put there by a man

But the factoryyyyy is no mooooore

[–] cabillaud@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] fonix232@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

Sadly I realised after moving to the UK that peaches aren't really "in season" here, at any time of the year. Most grocery stores in my area don't seem to carry them at all (even though we have things like strawberries or even watermelon all year round...), so I have to make do with the canned option.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I like canned goods, because they last longer, and don't go bad as quick. They are usually cheap, and affordable.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Do you know what's worse? Destroying tons of peaches while millions go hungry simply because they couldn't make the right amount of profit from it.