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[–] BlackCat@piefed.social 40 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

"we have to be intentional in how we architect our company for the agentic AI era in order to supercharge the value we deliver to our customers"

God, I hate corpo-speak so much.

[–] Ophrys@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I recently had to listen to our glorious CEO (who totally isn't a nepo failson) about the company being bought out (so yeah I'm getting fired within 2 years for sure) and it was just him furiously jacking off, thinking he sounded smart with all of his ivy corpo speak.

At a certain point I was like "you know, maybe violence IS the answer"

[–] benjirenji@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 hours ago

Sounds to me they will be charging more for their services. Or do I need to purposely misunderstand the statement to be useless?