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Anon thinks about Truman (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

i mean

i was in two hit and runs today. two! at nonconsecutive intersections. while stopped. the bastards hit the same mirror. it still works, it's just missing the plastic fairing now because some jackass decided to split lanes and plow into my mirror. and then another jackass did. like what the hell. if you've ever gotten a sign from the universe to go back to bed.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 11 hours ago

Me too, I also sleept poorly.

I choose sleep.