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Anon thinks about Truman (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Just like this new double headed toilet brush, the Goug-O-Matic Pro 3000 Plus fits naturally into the male urethra. Look how naturally it slides in and latches on, allowing for one to relieve one's bladder and clean around the house!