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The prophecy has been fulfilled (europe.pub)

submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@europe.pub to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This prophecy sucks, what else ya got?

[–] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When the slow moon passes the lion's third claw, And the basin of Venus is drained of its tear, The great vessel of men shall split without war, Not by fire, but by silence, shall vanish their fear.

[–] korazail@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What have you done!? You can't just speak the deep truths like that!

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 month ago

Oh don't worry, humans are too stupid to understand what that means anyway. People will just ascribe it to Nostradamus or aliens and then make shit up about what it means.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 1 month ago

They could move out of California.