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That's a great thought, but poor targeting. This would drive away your fellow employees more than it would piss off the boss. It's doing the boss's job for them, making them quit instead of be fired.
Instead, be nice to everyone except the boss. Be careful never to be recorded. Look at them with utter hatred when no witnesses or cameras are around, and smiles at all other times. Send them fruit baskets where all the fruit has little injection marks in the skin, but nothing injected. Leave a Chucky doll outside their office door on the 13th of every month.