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Everyone has sex, get over your puritanism
Nah, granny agrees, she ain't hating
Everyone does? What is your source for a bold claim?
Your mom
can confirm
Yup, i was there too
ayyy!
You wouldn't understand, Namekians puke out their young after all.
cucumbers aren't people
some people have multiple. i keep mine over in that cabinet full of jars
Pickles!
What is the point of this reply? Lol everyone takes shits too but I don't want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something... Just because everyone does something doesn't mean you want everyone to know all about it...
well, give me her contact and I'll send her pics of mine seeing your too lousy to share with her, and I'll ask her to rate my turd!
I take pictures to send weekly and she comments on how well it looks like I've been eating; it's really helped us stay in touch.
what is wrong with you gran is the first person i send the photo to
Ah damn maybe my nana has been having mad fomo over my shits for years and I didn't even know
Granny just doesn't approve of farting during sex... cause she's a puritan prude and never experienced that level of relief
However, absolutely no one addresses their granddaughter by the name “granddaughter”