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Trump fishes for praise after identifying a squirrel in cognitive test (www.nj.com)

submitted 1 day ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://beehaw.org/post/26175643

“You have a lion, a bear, an alligator and... a squirrel. OK, which is the squirrel?” Trump recounted at the event.

The question involving a cat, a dog, and a raccoon were too challenging, I'm sure.

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[–] auzy1@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

Reporters should ask him to draw a clock on the spot set to a specific time to prove he's ok

My mum literally had a heart operation because her heart mostly stopped pumping.. And even she only needed 1 or 2 cognitive tests

Gotta wonder what he's been through to need more (and brag they were hard.. they're not)