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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 9 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

There are a couple of pricey delivery cookie places by my house.

I never used them before, but I was curious how much cookies actually cost these days. Getting a single cookie is $2.50 in-store, delivery is $7, so getting that single cookie delivered would be $9.50.

Getting a single cookie, however big, is crazy so you have to get two right? So that is $13. Then a tip and taxes, and damn that's an expensive set of cookies.

[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 minutes ago

Okay who in their right mind would order a single cookie or two? Please don't tell me people actually do this?

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Damn and y'all tip the driver too? We pay like 3 bucks for delivery unless we order enough crap then it's free at most places.

Delivery driver gets a regular wage no matter what.