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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this the first step to them winning the Fast Food Wars?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department.

Please remain where you are for your reprimand.