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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Eating out is different than eating out with. The difference is fishy.

[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

PSA: If its fishy, should probably see a doc just in case.

[–] Fishy@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If it’s me? I feel a little targeted here.

[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've been trying to workshop a flirty reply for longer than I'd like to admit.

Looks like I also need to go to the doctor. The Love Doctor.

[–] Fishy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

We are not always our quickest. My original response should have been something like:

Leave me out of it. Whatever you got it wasn’t from me.

But I thought of that too late.

If my original comment was better it would have been easier to reply to and carry on the joke.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago

that excuse sounds a little fishy...

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

... Maybe you just got attracted by the bait.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Probably a typo of fisty

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That got a snort out of me, and a guffaw from the fiance.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Hahah, perfect, hahahah!

This guy, this guy here... yeah he gets it lol

Do tell tell your fiance not to 'get so uptight about it', if you're into masochism, hahahah!

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

A little sweet

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago