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[–] sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Man will never be truly free until the last Burger King is strangled with the entrails of the last Burger Priest.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 5 points 14 hours ago

I thought the emoji was a burger initially, rather than a crown, so this tracks.