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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago

Then, the bullshit recipient uses a bullshit summary generator to extract compressed bullshit, so they can choose one of the bullshit responses automatically generated and offered to them.

The goal of both, sender and recipient, is to do as little as possible, but fake effort and formality.