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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 75 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

"I'm sorry, I can't talk about that. I signed an NDA."

You can even create your own NDA to sign so it won't be a lie, if you care about that sort of thing.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 15 points 11 hours ago

This is the best answer by far.

Second best is "independent researcher." Make up the metrics. You produced numerous 20,000 word reports for a small group of peers? Great, I have also barfed up a wall of text at reddit.

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 29 points 16 hours ago

First rule of signing your own NDA is you don't talk about signing your own NDA.

[–] captcha@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 24 points 16 hours ago

Signing an NDA with oneself sounds like fay trickery 🤣

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world -2 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

The NDA trick no longer works, employers caught onto this, and now they have a secret "We employed these people under NDA" list to verify it, and the worst ones don't upload it there to punish those who dare to leave

[–] immutable@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

I signed a non disclosure agreement about that period of time and am not at liberty to discuss it.

Well ZILtoid1991 said you have to tell us with who and we can ask them to use the secret non disclosure disclosure mechanism, who was the NDA with.

The counter party is covered under the terms of the NDA, I can’t disclose who they were either.

Checkmate

[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 13 points 10 hours ago (3 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

It's more like people have suggested it to me to avoid the NDA trick in the future.

[–] better_world@slrpnk.net 11 points 9 hours ago

They signed an NDA so they can’t elaborate

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

I googled it. If you're under NDA for the company name how are they going to ask the company?