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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 45 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

I guess necessary bike safety gear needs to include a brick

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 27 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I walk my dog with a pocket full of rocks to throw at cars.

Can’t afford bricks. There’s a war on.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 13 points 12 hours ago

Once you collect a poo bag from your dog, you can just throw that.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 13 hours ago

I actually have a small but bright orange hatchet (I spray it to help keep rust off it and also to make it super easy to spot from the other side of my campsite) I keep on my bag, mostly for Camping, but I use the same bag when I'm on my bike.

I've started keeping it on, and have seemingly had less people giving me shit when I'm biking through town.