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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 36 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

My dishwasher keeps begging for internet. And it can keep on fucking begging.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Depends on the manufacturer, it can be useful. Here's my dishwashers internet usage:

Basically two notifications, one that it's done one that a machine cleaning is needed. Less than a Kilobyte of data.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yeah but i did the same thing with a zigbee socket.

Which i just stuck in there as a route booster between the main house and basement brewery (under kitchen)

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 44 minutes ago

It's not the same (I have that setup for the washing machine which doesn't have wifi). You just get on/off status and power usage, enough for notifications alone. You don't get other info, or control. Like start the dishwasher remotely on a fast cycle because unexpected guests. Or on the eco cycle when solar power is available. Or pre-heat the oven when leaving the store with frozen pizzas.

It's not a must have thing, but a nice comfort feature.

[–] SirActionSack@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

If only there was a way to show that information on the actual machine. The one you need to be in front of to do anything about the information.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 0 points 55 minutes ago (1 children)

If I'm in my office I need to first get to the dishwasher. If I'm on my way home I can't turn on the oven to preheat. If my kids leave the fridge open I want to be notified before all the food is ruined, even if I'm at work.

I know that lemmy is fully of contrarians, but not everything is a conspiracy theory. Sometimes progress is useful.

[–] katze@lemmy.4d2.org 3 points 31 minutes ago

You really should not turn the oven on remotely, especially when you have kids. Also your food will definitely not be ruined because your kids leave the fridge open for a few hours. And for the dishwasher you can just set a timer.

[–] numberskull@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

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