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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Just do what their grifters do but within the boundaries of your own morals.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel that to be a grifter (a good one, anyway (are there good ones?)) you have to already have shaky and/or loose morals.

[–] Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eh, my morals are fine with fucking over anyone still MAGA at this point