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[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm 90% sure it's not to actually be used. It's to make people post about it online and have their brand pop up. It's a product that requires no R&D and they can create a nice story of their product connecting families. It's good marketing honestly. It's got people talking about it here at least without even realizing they're sharing an ad.

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is there a HailCorporate comm? Maybe we can start one for Lemmy, just without the crypto-scammer mods this time.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Every time someone mentioned any brand name on reddit, some idiot screeched "r/hailcorporate", like it was some kind of gotcha. I wonder if the guy here on Lemmy that was removing artists' signatures from comics was one of them.

Someone would ask for advice, you'd say, I had a good experience with this item, and the "r/hailcorprate" shills would show up.

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I appreciated those “idiots.” We live in a tyrannical consumerist hellscape. Anybody trying to break us out of that is a hero in my eyes.