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[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 90 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would immediately smash it on a door frame

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I got a Garmin for that reason. Couldn't tell you how many times I've whacked it on stuff.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Couldn't tell you how many times I've whacked it

Same

[–] AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

I wear mine while woodworking and I have dropped all kinds of tools on it with no issues

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Can confirm
Don't know what they build their watches with, but they seem to absolutely not care, when I smash them at concrete or steel
Which is good, because it's my first watch again after like 20 years without one, and I needed quite some time to adapt - and still forget about it and demolish other stuff with it by accident