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What's the guy gonna do? Sue them? He's dead. Murdered by the capitalist authoritarians.
The only rightful place for kings is under the blade of a guillotine.
Can't the family sue?
Guillotines are too 18th century. I am a fan of woodchippers. Feet first, of course!
a scimitar would be sufficient.
I believe this is what is meant by "pull oneself up by one's bootstraps"
I don't want to hear a billionaire shrieking as their toes are mulched. Even if they're parasites, it'll still sound like a human shrieking as their toes are mulched.
Just guillotine them and redistribute their wealth already.
The most painful thing we can do to them is take their money and make them live like the rest of us.
Can we at least carve their highest net worth into their foreheads?
IDK man, you got some lemon juice, duct tape, and a cheese grater?
luigi tried to tell us