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[–] wraekscadu@vargar.org 38 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

What's the guy gonna do? Sue them? He's dead. Murdered by the capitalist authoritarians.

The only rightful place for kings is under the blade of a guillotine.

[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Can't the family sue?

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 15 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Guillotines are too 18th century. I am a fan of woodchippers. Feet first, of course!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

a scimitar would be sufficient.

[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I believe this is what is meant by "pull oneself up by one's bootstraps"

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

I don't want to hear a billionaire shrieking as their toes are mulched. Even if they're parasites, it'll still sound like a human shrieking as their toes are mulched.

Just guillotine them and redistribute their wealth already.

[–] Vreyan31@reddthat.com 5 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

The most painful thing we can do to them is take their money and make them live like the rest of us.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Can we at least carve their highest net worth into their foreheads?

[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

IDK man, you got some lemon juice, duct tape, and a cheese grater?

[–] one5low7@lemmy.org 5 points 8 hours ago

luigi tried to tell us