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I don't know if it was a setup, but I'm confident Trump was not shot. Even an ear piercing leaves a scar. And that part of the ear doesn't bleed much. Also, wounds don't heal three days later.
But as much as any of that, Trump would shit his pants if he were actually shot.
Well that Depends, he might have shit his pants but as early as The Apprentice, he reportedly would soil himself and need to be cleaned up by an assistant on set that was nicknamed Wet Wipes.
https://youtu.be/W5uqAavJPAo - one of the show people talking about Wet Wipes.
it actually does.
It is worse. Cartilage doesn't regrow. Take a look at a pic of someone who has their ear torn or shot. They grow back like shit without intervention.
There is no way to that he had more than a graze.
Then again, I'm probably just paranoid. It isn't like he has direct experience with fake blood capsules or the people who use them regularly.