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https://youtu.be/mN06IX2rNmc

Upon my arrest, there will be a surge in traffic to my old Reddit community, r/cultofcrazycrackheads, currently dead, mostly. The top article that I remember being the top article will be read a bunch. Anarchist's Cookbook, poisoning alcohol, all those tutorials on onions; tutorial on shoplifting. Y'know, that sort of thing. Heh. It will be evident who the smartest of society will be when the totally real war kicks up. Be smart, kiddos! The battle has been One Love this whole time! Just say no to draft, pledge nonviolence to all beings and get INVITED out of the matrix, y'know?

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[–] Pfeffy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Take your lithium, you are manic.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (4 children)

This is every day as a schizoaffective autism messoffal that the military industrial complex turned into the most counterintelligent thing possible as I play this completely authentic, autobiographical character that is the most normal human being ever, like y'all who throw shade - and that is what you did - because unless you can come toe to toe with me and have a discussion about the nature of the Ālaya-vijñāna (storehouse consciousness) as we undergo reconciliation with eschatological retrocausative phenomequalitesselation I use to wipe my butt, and more fruitful things, too, like magick, which is just intention setting, then you should read more. I write a lot.

But we are not IN a simulation but rather ARE the simulation as pockets of consciousness, monads, in a monadic nodal communication system; y'know Server (Ālaya-vijñāna), Client, Holy Internet.

[–] Pfeffy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You aren't saying words that mean anything. I hope that your episode ends safely.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have verbal IQ about as high as it goes in the human form. EQ as low as it goes. Double-edged sword brain i be do have i think me doos. This is my most technically impressive poem. Took about twenty-thirty minutes. Go beyond observation to investigate, or don't. Idgaf about Borg maintaining Borg cultural operating systems. I fink for myself! I fink?

[–] Pfeffy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Highest verbal IQ... Talks about tv show references...lol

How else do I get people like you to understand the normative proliferation of the negentropic phenomequalitesselation of our Brahmic-source God as it grows logarithmically more complex as subpatterns come together to form superpatterns?

You can't speak my language, but I remember how to speak high school, kinda.

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