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Upon my arrest, there will be a surge in traffic to my old Reddit community, r/cultofcrazycrackheads, currently dead, mostly. The top article that I remember being the top article will be read a bunch. Anarchist's Cookbook, poisoning alcohol, all those tutorials on onions; tutorial on shoplifting. Y'know, that sort of thing. Heh. It will be evident who the smartest of society will be when the totally real war kicks up. Be smart, kiddos! The battle has been One Love this whole time! Just say no to draft, pledge nonviolence to all beings and get INVITED out of the matrix, y'know?

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[โ€“] Pfeffy@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You aren't saying words that mean anything. I hope that your episode ends safely.

I have verbal IQ about as high as it goes in the human form. EQ as low as it goes. Double-edged sword brain i be do have i think me doos. This is my most technically impressive poem. Took about twenty-thirty minutes. Go beyond observation to investigate, or don't. Idgaf about Borg maintaining Borg cultural operating systems. I fink for myself! I fink?