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Unpopular opinion but at this point put the bed against the wall.
Great, now I need to roll over my partner if I wake up with an urgent need to piss.
I tried that
"You just can't put the bed against the wall!"
The cold wall assaulting your exposed flesh with ice in the small hours
yeah but it feels kinda good to me regardless
Whats the point?
So one edge is against the wall, and from the other you are hanging...
So you get yourself a very narrow bedroom or a very wide bed.
You see a partner and a cat have 2 things in common.
they both show their belly to those whoom they trust
they both are eldrich horrors beyond human comprehension, where one can chew any cable, even a bluetooth connection, the other always occupies most of the bed so that you have to lie on the edge
i personally like the wall and my partner doesn't, so there's an easy solution somewhere in there