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‘Pray With Me Please’: Pete Hegseth Reads Fake Bible Quote From ‘Pulp Fiction’ During Pentagon Prayer Service (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Could be worse, he could have called upon Brother Maynard to read from the Book of Armaments...

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

“And St. Atilla raised the hand grenade on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats…”

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

The delivery of "in Thy mercy" sends me every time