A Boring Dystopia

So, Florida decides that they are going to be a liberal state, part of that is that they want open access to anything the state government does. This is for all things, transcripts, photos, letters, maps even, whatever. But the Police department is part of the state government, well screw it include them too and all evidence thats used. Its public. This sets up a funny president, its easy to get all the details about an incident in Florida so journalists looking for stories to write about start writing more and more of them about the state and the people in it. But they all do this thing where they simplify the headline... "Florida man does ____", see proof below.

I guess my moral of my story, is just cause you see something somewhere else doesnt mean it isn't happening at home... You are just hearing about the thing happening somewhere else.