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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

Why the fuck would you drink another persons gasoline

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

I think you mean it's been aged.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Should've got some sweet crude instead

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Gasoline has something like 3.5 million calories per gallon. That's enough to last the drinker a lifetime!

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Have you seen gas prices? Why go out and pay those prices when people just deliver it to me in their cars for free?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

you seen the price of gas?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Never leave your gasoline unattended! Someone might spike it!

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

I already finished drinking their milkshake

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's a siphon, sucking the liquid through the tube will get it started.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That makes it so much worse. Apparently you can't be bothered to drink like a normal person.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

BEEJEREEEEEEWWEEWWWWWWWAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhoiooooooooo

Well im kot going to drink my own. Thats an investment.