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xkcd #3232: Countdown Standard

Title text:

Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3232/

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[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He was an EMT and it was about lifting someone in sync so they don't fall...

[–] WR5@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Pretty good joke, to be honest.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it's so the person being lifted doesn't tense, when ready for it. So you kind of surprised them but it's an acceptable surprise, as they are expecting a move.

[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago

These are usually either unconscious or screaming people, not the kind to care about what an EMT says.