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[–] Drusas@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

And yet, when I tell people that I don't like primates (aside from orangutans), somehow they don't understand why that might be.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

tarsiers and lemurs, slow lorises too.

[–] mrbutterscotch@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it's because most people don't like or dislike animals based on how violent they are.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's not just how violent they are. I dislike them because they generally have similar qualities to humans, including the violence.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t like chimps, but bonobos and gorillas are also very chill