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[–] eaterofclowns@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Look can we get a definitive answer on this please? I'm tired. I've taken the clear pee pills and the cloudy pee pills and the sparkly pee pills and the tingly pee pills and more than all that I want to finally be able to close my eyes when the hooker gives me a golden shower. I did not read the article.

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Are you actively vomiting from having drank too much water and having not gotten enough electrolytes?

If not, you're probably fine