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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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Every month, Rebecca Michalski takes a deep breath before opening her electric bill. She lives on a fixed income, and heating her small house this winter has been staggering: Her February charge was $940.08 — more than her check.

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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)


Almost hell, West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze

Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, Mountain Nazi Take me home, country roads

All my memories gather 'round him Miner's Klansman, stranger to blue water Dark and dusty, painted on the sky Misty taste of moonshine, teardrops in my eyes

Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, Mountain Nazi Take me home, country roads

I hear his voice, in the mornin' hour he calls me Radio reminds me of my home far away Walking down the road, I get a feeling That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday

Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, Mountain Nazi Take me home, country roads Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, Mountain Nazi Take me home, country roads

Take me home down country roads Take me home down country roads

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I prefer the thereiruinedit version with war pigs lyrics in the style of John Denver. Seems like it may have gotten removed, but there's copies: https://youtube.com/shorts/kheYCGfMick