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Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly after (soranews24.com)

submitted 1 week ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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It was the man who died. The cause of death is still being investigated, but he was 89 years old.

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 70 points 1 week ago (5 children)

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[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The (edit: second) Osaka one is just sad. Grief sucks.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 week ago

Unless he killed her...

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah the second Osaka one...

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 5 points 1 week ago

Oh right, yes. Sorry.

[–] Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 week ago

Osaka Man is clearly Florida Man's long lost brother.

[–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

plot twist: it's all the same guy

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Move over Florida Man, Osaka Man had entered the Arena

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 4 points 1 week ago

What is in the water in Osaka?

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

A lot of twist endings over there, huh?