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[โ€“] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please let it be something while there are hundreds of cameras on him.

Last thing we need is some conspiracy theory trying to make him a martyr. That'll happen anyways, but please let it be public, visible, and if he can shit his pants first, that'd be nice

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

i have a public elvising on my uno card. whatever the game is. Eating a sandwich, having a heart attack, a bowel obstruction (toxic megacolon if possible), and shitting oneself all at the same time. On camera. I know it's astronomically unlikely but I have a coffee and a donut riding on it.

my favorite ban (it was only a temp ban sadly) from reddit was describing a public elvising of krasnov in detail and they said it was encouraging violence. i mean, i don't know how it is violence, but it is one of my fondest dreams yeah i do want to encourage that